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🌷 Spring into Summer Sale. 🏖 Up to $400 off any single area. 🌸
Permanent results
Lifetime guarantee
Treatments performed by medical professionals
No hidden fees
Most clients bundle multiple areas and save even more during their free consultation (which also includes a free treatment).
| Uptown Laser | National Medical Chain | Temporary-results spas | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Click Here | (founded by Nurse Kathy in her hometown) | (where Nurse Kathy worked for years) | (where Nurse Kathy also worked for many years) |
| Permanent hair removal | ✅ 95-100% on average (expert nurse-administered) |
⚠️Variable results (provider-dependent) |
❌0-70% typical |
| Nurse-administered Treatments | Yes | Yes | No |
| Overall Value | Best Value | Expensive | Expensive! See *why in the Q&A below |
✔️ Transparent, all-inclusive pricing
✔️ One package – no never-ending treatment plans
✔️ Backed by our Lifetime Guarantee
✔️ No hidden fees
Pricing shown is typically spread over 24 months.
When comparing quotes, be sure to compare total length of term and quality of results to get an apples-to-apples comparison. We are more than half off the national medical chains’ pricing, and have better quality. We easily have the best value anywhere in Central KY, backed by our QUALITY PRICE MATCH GUARANTEE!
They assume all clinics are equal in quality, and go with what ‘appears’ to be a lower cost, but become disappointed a year or two later when they realize their hair is still growing! Many of these then come to us once they realize that quality actually is an important consideration and not to be ignored. The unhappy part is all that wasted time and money because laser hair removal is a process, and then after their hair recovers from being stunned, it starts growing again! If they had come to Uptown Laser first, they’d already be done and enjoying smooth skin by the time they figured out that results can dramatically vary based on the expertise of the clinic. 30% of our patients come from other clinics who can’t get the results we can. Avoid making the mistake of assuming all clinics are equal in know-how!
You get what you pay for, as the saying goes. We regularly have customers come in who’ve had dozens of treatments elsewhere. Over many years even! They eventually realize they’re not getting satisfactory, permanent results. Once they hear about the exciting results we achieve, they come here and pay our affordable pricing and get the job done right using our proprietary process! But now they had to pay twice! That’s why cheap laser is expensive. Their degree of disappointment regarding their previous purchases depends on how many repeat packages or treatments they purchased elsewhere and how much time they wasted. Ignoring quality when choosing laser hair removal bites you in the end. Avoid years of disappointment and wasted, precious time and money by choosing Uptown Laser expert nurses who deliver high-quality, permanent results backed by our lifetime warranty!
There are only two clinics in town that have this capability: corporate Milan Laser (which is twice as expensive as us) and locally-owned Uptown Laser owned and operated by Nurse Kathy. She worked at Milan Laser and another big corporate medical chain previous to founding Uptown Laser!
With this unique experience, she’s become Kentucky’s foremost expert in laser hair removal. Uptown Laser’s pricing is half the cost of these big corporate chains. We invite you to experience the difference at our locally-owned medical facility. We roll out the red carpet for you and even surpass the results of the medical chains with Nurse Kathy’s proprietary protocol that she has fine-tuned over many years! She even still treats patients today!
1st tip: Look for a provider who can permanently destroy 95+% of your hair within 7-10 treatments. That’s what we do at Uptown! There is a sizable disparity between our skill and quality level and the rest in Kentucky. Knowing this is a huge advantage that will make you and your pocketbook smile. Due to owner Nurse Kathy’s unique resume and knowledge, Uptown Laser’s trained nurses achieve this stunning, permanent reduction. With Uptown Laser, you don’t have to settle for a lower standard.
2nd tip: Avoid the risk and danger of letting a non medically-trained person touch your skin with a laser. Their blindspots can compromise your safety. Your skin is too precious to risk, isn’t it? But the most common effect of their lack of medical knowledge is to simply lower quality of results. The safest and most effective choice you can make is to choose a clinic with nurses performing treatments.
3rd tip: require a Candela GentleMax Pro laser, the best laser in the world, keeping in mind that it’s only as effective as the trained nurse using it.
4th tip: avoid buying any repeat packages (frequently sold as 6-treatment packages) or a sexy-sounding “unlimited” treatment package. Repeat package sales are great for any business that sells them, bad for you. You ironically spend more money and a lot more of your valuable time buying repeat 6-treatment packages (and going thru years of treatments) than if you had just bought Uptown Laser’s one and only package to begin with, in which 95-100% of your hair is permanently destroyed with ONE package. And why buy an expensive unlimited package when a skilled medical practitioner does the job with 7-10 treatments?
5th tip: Shop local. If you ever have a question or concern, you can talk directly to hometown owner Nurse Kathy for a quick resolution, as opposed to the frustration of engaging with a corporate, red-tape bureaucracy.
You may not have even been aware this is a choice for you to make. Now you know! Your decision of what quality you want is monumental and should not be glossed over without your careful consideration.
We believe most people naturally would prefer a permanent solution. So if that’s you, why not vet clinics to make sure you’ll actually receive a standard of excellence that permanently removes 95+% of your hair within 7-10 treatments? The reality is the vast majority of laser technicians/clinics can’t achieve this level of reduction. Because it’s not easy and because they can’t do it.
The 2 medical clinics in town that CAN meet that standard are Uptown Laser and Milan Lasaer, where Nurse Kathy worked previous to founding Uptown. The permanent solution you want is based in medical science and specialized methodology with nurses performing treatments.
Nurse Kathy liked the quality at her previous two national medical chain employers, but didn’t like their expensive pricing.
Hometown Nurse Kathy has noticeably improved the effectiveness of her treatment protocol over many years, and offers pricing that is half the price of the chains!
The easiest way to cut costs is by lowering the quality standard. Clinics can do this in two major ways. They can skimp on laser technology that doesn’t compare to what Candela lasers can do with an expert nurse operator. The second and most common way to cut costs is by letting non medical professionals operate the laser and touch your skin. They hire low-cost labor who don’t have the vital medical assessment skills of nurses. Cutting corners in these 2 areas lowers the cost of doing business, but also lowers the quality of treatment dramatically. That’s why so many of our patients come from other clinics. Choosing to cut costs without consideration to quality means you lose in the long run because much of your hair continues to grow and you’re buying repeat packages! The good news is you don’t have to settle for less. Uptown Laser is the ethical, high quality locally-owned clinic with the big-city laser at small-town pricing!
They assume all clinics are equal in quality, and go with what ‘appears’ to be a lower cost, but become disappointed a year or two later when they realize their hair is still growing! Many of these then come to us once they realize that quality actually is an important consideration and not to be ignored. The unhappy part is all that wasted time and money because laser hair removal is a process, and then after their hair recovers from being stunned, it starts growing again! If they had come to Uptown Laser first, they’d already be done and enjoying smooth skin by the time they figured out that results can dramatically vary based on the expertise of the clinic. 30% of our patients come from other clinics who can’t get the results we can. Avoid making the mistake of assuming all clinics are equal in know-how!
You get what you pay for, as the saying goes. We regularly have customers come in who’ve had dozens of treatments elsewhere. Over many years even! They eventually realize they’re not getting satisfactory, permanent results. Once they hear about the exciting results we achieve, they come here and pay our affordable pricing and get the job done right using our proprietary process! But now they had to pay twice! That’s why cheap laser is expensive. Their degree of disappointment regarding their previous purchases depends on how many repeat packages or treatments they purchased elsewhere and how much time they wasted. Ignoring quality when choosing laser hair removal bites you in the end. Avoid years of disappointment and wasted, precious time and money by choosing Uptown Laser expert nurses who deliver high-quality, permanent results backed by our lifetime warranty!
There are only two clinics in town that have this capability: corporate Milan Laser (which is twice as expensive as us) and locally-owned Uptown Laser owned and operated by Nurse Kathy. She worked at Milan Laser and another big corporate medical chain previous to founding Uptown Laser!
With this unique experience, she’s become Kentucky’s foremost expert in laser hair removal. Uptown Laser’s pricing is half the cost of these big corporate chains. We invite you to experience the difference at our locally-owned medical facility. We roll out the red carpet for you and even surpass the results of the medical chains with Nurse Kathy’s proprietary protocol that she has fine-tuned over many years! She even still treats patients today!
1st tip: Look for a provider who can permanently destroy 95+% of your hair within 8-10 treatments. That’s what we do at Uptown! There is a sizable disparity between our skill and quality level and the rest in Kentucky. Knowing this is a huge advantage that will make you and your pocketbook smile. Due to owner Nurse Kathy’s unique resume and knowledge, Uptown Laser’s trained nurses achieve this stunning, permanent reduction. With Uptown Laser, you don’t have to settle for a lower standard.
2nd tip: Avoid the risk and danger of letting a non medically-trained person touch your skin with a laser. Their blindspots can compromise your safety. Your skin is too precious to risk, isn’t it? But the most common effect of their lack of medical knowledge is to simply lower quality of results. The safest and most effective choice you can make is to choose a clinic with nurses performing treatments.
3rd tip: require a Candela GentleMax Pro laser, the best laser in the world, keeping in mind that it’s only as effective as the trained nurse using it.
4th tip: avoid buying any repeat packages (frequently sold as 6-treatment packages) or a sexy-sounding “unlimited” treatment package. Repeat package sales are great for any business that sells them, bad for you. You ironically spend more money and a lot more of your valuable time buying repeat 6-treatment packages (and going thru years of treatments) than if you had just bought Uptown Laser’s one and only package to begin with, in which 95-100% of your hair is permanently destroyed with ONE package. And why buy an expensive unlimited package when a skilled medical practitioner does the job with 8-10 treatments?
5th tip: Shop local. If you ever have a question or concern, you can talk directly to hometown owner Nurse Kathy for a quick resolution, as opposed to the frustration of engaging with a corporate, red-tape bureaucracy.
You may not have even been aware this is a choice for you to make. Now you know! Your decision of what quality you want is monumental and should not be glossed over without your careful consideration.
We believe most people naturally would prefer a permanent solution. So if that’s you, why not vet clinics to make sure you’ll actually receive a standard of excellence that permanently removes 95+% of your hair within 8-10 treatments? The reality is the vast majority of laser technicians/clinics can’t achieve this level of reduction. Because it’s not easy and because they can’t do it.
The 2 medical clinics in town that CAN meet that standard are Uptown Laser and Milan Lasaer, where Nurse Kathy worked previous to founding Uptown. The permanent solution you want is based in medical science and specialized methodology with nurses performing treatments.
Nurse Kathy liked the quality at her previous two national medical chain employers, but didn’t like their expensive pricing.
Hometown Nurse Kathy has noticeably improved the effectiveness of her treatment protocol over many years, and offers pricing that is half the price of the chains!
The easiest way to cut costs is by lowering the quality standard. Clinics can do this in two major ways. They can skimp on laser technology that doesn’t compare to what Candela lasers can do with an expert nurse operator. The second and most common way to cut costs is by letting non medical professionals operate the laser and touch your skin. They hire low-cost labor who don’t have the vital medical assessment skills of nurses. Cutting corners in these 2 areas lowers the cost of doing business, but also lowers the quality of treatment dramatically. That’s why so many of our patients come from other clinics. Choosing to cut costs without consideration to quality means you lose in the long run because much of your hair continues to grow and you’re buying repeat packages! The good news is you don’t have to settle for less. Uptown Laser is the ethical, high quality locally-owned clinic with the big-city laser at small-town pricing!
Save yourself a lot of money and years of disappointment from poor results by acquainting yourself with this info:
They assume all clinics are equal in quality, and go with what ‘appears’ to be a lower cost, but become disappointed a year or two later when they realize their hair is still growing! Many of these then come to us once they realize that quality actually is an important consideration and not to be ignored. The unhappy part is all that wasted time and money because laser hair removal is a process, and then after their hair recovers from being stunned, it starts growing again! If they had come to Uptown Laser first, they’d already be done and enjoying smooth skin by the time they figured out that results can dramatically vary based on the expertise of the clinic. 30% of our patients come from other clinics who can’t get the results we can. Avoid making the mistake of assuming all clinics are equal in know-how!
You get what you pay for, as the saying goes. We regularly have customers come in who’ve had dozens of treatments elsewhere. Over many years even! They eventually realize they’re not getting satisfactory, permanent results. Once they hear about the exciting results we achieve, they come here and pay our affordable pricing and get the job done right using our proprietary process! But now they had to pay twice! That’s why cheap laser is expensive. Their degree of disappointment regarding their previous purchases depends on how many repeat packages or treatments they purchased elsewhere and how much time they wasted. Ignoring quality when choosing laser hair removal bites you in the end. Avoid years of disappointment and wasted, precious time and money by choosing Uptown Laser expert nurses who deliver high-quality, permanent results backed by our lifetime warranty!
There are only two clinics in town that have this capability: corporate Milan Laser (which is twice as expensive as us) and locally-owned Uptown Laser owned and operated by Nurse Kathy. She worked at Milan Laser and another big corporate medical chain previous to founding Uptown Laser!
With this unique experience, she’s become Kentucky’s foremost expert in laser hair removal. Uptown Laser’s pricing is half the cost of these big corporate chains. We invite you to experience the difference at our locally-owned medical facility. We roll out the red carpet for you and even surpass the results of the medical chains with Nurse Kathy’s proprietary protocol that she has fine-tuned over many years! She even still treats patients today!
1st tip: Look for a provider who can permanently destroy 95+% of your hair within 8-10 treatments. That’s what we do at Uptown! There is a sizable disparity between our skill and quality level and the rest in Kentucky. Knowing this is a huge advantage that will make you and your pocketbook smile. Due to owner Nurse Kathy’s unique resume and knowledge, Uptown Laser’s trained nurses achieve this stunning, permanent reduction. With Uptown Laser, you don’t have to settle for a lower standard.
2nd tip: Avoid the risk and danger of letting a non medically-trained person touch your skin with a laser. Their blindspots can compromise your safety. Your skin is too precious to risk, isn’t it? But the most common effect of their lack of medical knowledge is to simply lower quality of results. The safest and most effective choice you can make is to choose a clinic with nurses performing treatments.
3rd tip: require a Candela GentleMax Pro laser, the best laser in the world, keeping in mind that it’s only as effective as the trained nurse using it.
4th tip: avoid buying any repeat packages (frequently sold as 6-treatment packages) or a sexy-sounding “unlimited” treatment package. Repeat package sales are great for any business that sells them, bad for you. You ironically spend more money and a lot more of your valuable time buying repeat 6-treatment packages (and going thru years of treatments) than if you had just bought Uptown Laser’s one and only package to begin with, in which 95-100% of your hair is permanently destroyed with ONE package. And why buy an expensive unlimited package when a skilled medical practitioner does the job with 8-10 treatments?
5th tip: Shop local. If you ever have a question or concern, you can talk directly to hometown owner Nurse Kathy for a quick resolution, as opposed to the frustration of engaging with a corporate, red-tape bureaucracy.
You may not have even been aware this is a choice for you to make. Now you know! Your decision of what quality you want is monumental and should not be glossed over without your careful consideration.
We believe most people naturally would prefer a permanent solution. So if that’s you, why not vet clinics to make sure you’ll actually receive a standard of excellence that permanently removes 95+% of your hair within 8-10 treatments? The reality is the vast majority of laser technicians/clinics can’t achieve this level of reduction. Because it’s not easy and because they can’t do it.
The 2 medical clinics in town that CAN meet that standard are Uptown Laser and Milan Lasaer, where Nurse Kathy worked previous to founding Uptown. The permanent solution you want is based in medical science and specialized methodology with nurses performing treatments.
Nurse Kathy liked the quality at her previous two national medical chain employers, but didn’t like their expensive pricing.
Hometown Nurse Kathy has noticeably improved the effectiveness of her treatment protocol over many years, and offers pricing that is half the price of the chains!
The easiest way to cut costs is by lowering the quality standard. Clinics can do this in two major ways. They can skimp on laser technology that doesn’t compare to what Candela lasers can do with an expert nurse operator. The second and most common way to cut costs is by letting non medical professionals operate the laser and touch your skin. They hire low-cost labor who don’t have the vital medical assessment skills of nurses. Cutting corners in these 2 areas lowers the cost of doing business, but also lowers the quality of treatment dramatically. That’s why so many of our patients come from other clinics. Choosing to cut costs without consideration to quality means you lose in the long run because much of your hair continues to grow and you’re buying repeat packages! The good news is you don’t have to settle for less. Uptown Laser is the ethical, high quality locally-owned clinic with the big-city laser at small-town pricing!
About 6 to 12 months after they finish treatments, much of their hair recovers from being stunned and starts growing back! These poor-to-mediocre results are commonly produced by clinics which lack the medical and scientific knowledge of how to get high quality results. They’re doing the best they can, with the knowledge they possess.
The good news is now these consumers will make quality a priority in their decision-making process. The bad news is they have to buy again to get the job done right.
But the really good news for them is, if they’re reading this, they just discovered Uptown Laser, which is half the price of the national medical chains that also achieve high quality results. The marvelous thing to note about Uptown Laser is that even though Uptown’s price is so affordable, the quality of results our nurses deliver is unsurpassed, thanks to Nurse Kathy’s proprietary treatment protocol that she’s fine-tuned over 40,000 treatments!
Being skeptical is understandable because many if not all of us have been taken advantage of in a previous purchase of some product or service, right? The laser hair removal industry is not immune from consumers having a bad experience where they don’t get what they believed they purchased.
We can’t say we blame the skeptic. We feel you. We get it!
We routinely hear from customers who’ve walked through our doors and lamented that they bought laser elsewhere and got crappy results. But they came to us because they believed Nurse Kathy could solve their hair problem! These skeptics read our many reviews (over 700+ posted online) many of which testify Uptown Laser has changed their life by permanently removing their hair! Read them for yourself!
It’s true. Our skill level and vast experience allows us to change lives! We can fix what other clinics are not able to do. It is our passion, and our delight, to serve you.
If you’re still skeptical, you’re warmly invited to visit and meet us face to face. We welcome you to vet us and get a feel for our love and compassion for you. We even throw in a free treatment to a small area by one of our trained nurses using a Candela laser just for completing a free assessment.
At Uptown Laser we don’t sell repeat packages because it’s not necessary with our cutting-edge ability that produces permanent, lifelong results. Destroyed hair will not grow back! With our skill and knowledge, most of our guests have 95+% of their hair destroyed within 7-10 treatments. Therefore we offer only one package, backed up by our LIFETIME GUARANTEE. “One package, lifetime results.” Save money with buying just one package, and maybe even more importantly save your precious TIME! Uptown Laser puts you on the fastest path to smooth skin with your treatable hair destroyed once and for all.
With this guarantee, you can be confident right now that you’re getting the best price for quality laser hair removal in Central Kentucky. You don’t have to wonder if there’s a better deal somewhere out there.
We will price match any clinics in Central Kentucky that use the gold-standard laser on the market which is the Candela Gentlemax Pro series, and that only allow nurses or nurse practitioners to treat you.
Our guarantee gives you the assurance and excitement to book your free assessment now because you know you’re getting the best price for quality laser anywhere around.
If you’re not aware “maintenance” treatments are widespread in the laser hair removal industry.
What happens is the consumer unwittingly pays money for low-quality work. What they don’t learn till 6 to 12 months after their last treatment is that much of their hair starts growing back, or they notice that their hair is still there, but in a damaged state.
At Uptown Laser, our nurses permanently destroy 95- 100% of your hair within 7 – 10 treatments. You just buy one package of 8. For a minority of patients, they need maybe 1 or 2 more treatments. Everyone is different.
This type of permanent reduction is what elite quality looks like.
However, the common practice in the industry is to give you incomplete results, and then throw in some maintenance treatments each year. What is happening is that those technicians are keeping your hair stunned, and they are damaging your hair. This works for a while, but many people grow weary of never-ending “maintenance” treatments. They just want their hair gone.
That’s why people come to us. We permanently destroy your hair.
Save time and money by coming to Uptown Laser for fabulous results. When our nurses treat you, you’re being treated by talented medical professionals with exclusive knowledge on how to make your hair removal dreams come true at the best price around!
If you’re not aware, “maintenance” treatments are widespread in the laser hair removal industry.
What happens is the consumer unwittingly pays money for low-quality work. Sometimes they do get some hair removal, but what they don’t learn till 6 to 12 months after their last treatment is that much of their hair starts growing back, or they notice that their hair is still there, but in a damaged state.
At Uptown Laser, our nurses permanently destroy 95+% of your hair within 7 – 10
treatments. You just buy one package of 8. For a minority of patients, they need maybe 1 or 2 more treatments. Everyone is different.
This type of reduction is what elite quality looks like.
However, the common practice in the industry is to give you incomplete results, and then throw in some maintenance treatments each year. What is happening is that those technicians are keeping your hair stunned. This works for a while, but many people grow weary of never-ending “maintenance” treatments. They just want their hair gone.
That’s why people come to us. We permanently destroy your hair.
Save time and money by coming to Uptown Laser for fabulous results. When our nurses treat you, you’re being treated by talented medical professionals with exclusive knowledge on how to make your hair removal dreams come true at the best price around!
Let’s think through this together….how much time do you spend shaving, plucking, waxing, etc. each week?
Now multiply that times an hourly rate of what you think your time is worth. If you calculate that over 30-40 years, it adds up to a small fortune. Not to mention the frustration of dealing with your unwanted hair, and how it makes you feel.
Now add in the actual money you spend on your efforts to temporarily remove your hair (razors, creams, lotions, waxing services, poor-quality laser hair removal, etc.). The total dollar amount over many years FAR EXCEEDS the money that you’ll spend at Uptown Laser which gives you a permanent, lasting solution.
Choosing to use our trained nurses is kind of like hiring a cleaning lady to come clean your house 8-10 times, and then getting to enjoy a clean house the rest of your life. No-brainer, right?
It’s a genuinely smart decision for you to invest now in Uptown Laser’s permanent solution, which is dramatically cheaper for you in the long run! And what a delight it will be to get back so much of your precious time that you now spend doing temporary Band-Aid fixes on your unwanted hair!
We believe in being honest and in doing good to all people. Honesty is one of our core values. By their fruits you shall know them. We invite you to judge for yourself. Come in for a free consultation, meet us, and get a feel for our integrity. For now, here are 5 ways we demonstrate honesty and put you first, where we treat you as we would want to be treated, instead of making a buck at your expense:
1) We don’t perform a laser treatment (and take your money) when you’ve had sun exposure. Treating without regard to sun exposure is a widespread practice in the industry. Though we also COULD power the laser down and treat you, we don’t. It’s not fair to you! We refuse to treat you and collect your money, having you believe you just had an effective treatment, because we know otherwise;
2) We don’t sell you a fancy-sounding unlimited package because, with our abilities, it’d be absurd to offer “unlimited” treatments when that’s completely overkill and unnecessary! Nurses that have the expertise (and ours do!) only need a VERY LIMITED NUMBER of treatments to destroy your hair forever. Our lone package of 8 treatments is sufficient for most of our patients. A minority of patients require an extra treatment or two. In other words, we won’t sell you an overpriced, sensationally-named package that is overkill;
3) If you do happen to require an additional touch-up treatment after completing your 8 treatments, we pay out of our own pocket the bulk of the treatment cost, should you even require one. Most don’t need any more treatments. You would pay only a small co-pay. This “go the extra mile” financial subsidy demonstrates our sincere commitment and passion for eradicating your hair permanently;
4) We don’t hide surprise “backend” costs. It’s a clever and pervasive practice in the laser hair removal industry to minimize upfront costs and charge you down the road. BEWARE!! You must look at potential backend costs you’re signing up for. Consumers who are not aware that permanent, fantastic results are actually possible at Uptown Laser, are susceptible to buying repeat packages or paying expensive per-session charges. We permanently destroy 95+% of your hair with one package. One package is all you need to buy, and then you’re done buying packages.
5) With our elite quality and 5-star reputation, we COULD charge more, and work less. That’s not to say charging more is being dishonest. Nurse Kathy has just adopted the mission to bring world-class quality to her community at an affordable price and in an honest and forthright manner.
We believe what comes around goes around. Honesty is the best policy.
That will depend on how many areas you wish to treat. Payment plans can start as low as $18 a month, but many folks choose to treat multiple areas at the same time to speed up the process. Payment plans for multiple area packages range from $80-$250 per month depending on how many areas you choose. If you choose to just shave for the rest of your life, studies show you will spend nearly $5,000 on razors and shaving cream alone. Laser is a far more economical choice for most people, not to mention the value of all your time you will free up to be able to do other things!
You bet! And even better, we do not require any credit checks. You can get an additional discount if you wish to pay your package in full, but if you would like a payment plan, just bring whatever card you would like to put on file with you when you come for your consultation. Our payment plans are 0% interest with no penalties for paying them off early.
About 6 to 12 months after they finish treatments, much of their hair recovers from being stunned and starts growing back! These poor-to-mediocre results are commonly produced by clinics which lack the medical and scientific knowledge of how to get high quality results. They’re doing the best they can, with the knowledge they possess.
The good news is now these consumers will make quality a priority in their decision-making process. The bad news is they have to buy again to get the job done right.
But the really good news for them is, if they’re reading this, they just discovered Uptown Laser, which is half the price of the national medical chains that also achieve high quality results. The marvelous thing to note about Uptown Laser is that even though Uptown’s price is so affordable, the quality of results our nurses deliver is unsurpassed, thanks to Nurse Kathy’s proprietary treatment protocol that she’s fine-tuned over 40,000 treatments!
Being skeptical is understandable because many if not all of us have been taken advantage of in a previous purchase of some product or service, right? The laser hair removal industry is not immune from consumers having a bad experience where they don’t get what they believed they purchased.
We can’t say we blame the skeptic. We feel you. We get it!
We routinely hear from customers who’ve walked through our doors and lamented that they bought laser elsewhere and got crappy results. But they came to us because they believed Nurse Kathy could solve their hair problem! These skeptics read our many reviews (over 700+ posted online) many of which testify Uptown Laser has changed their life by permanently removing their hair! Read them for yourself!
It’s true. Our skill level and vast experience allows us to change lives! We can fix what other clinics are not able to do. It is our passion, and our delight, to serve you.
If you’re still skeptical, you’re warmly invited to visit and meet us face to face. We welcome you to vet us and get a feel for our love and compassion for you. We even throw in a free treatment to a small area by one of our trained nurses using a Candela laser just for completing a free assessment.
At Uptown Laser we don’t sell repeat packages because it’s not necessary with our cutting-edge ability that produces permanent, lifelong results. Destroyed hair will not grow back! With our skill and knowledge, most of our guests have 95+% of their hair destroyed within 8-10 treatments. Therefore we offer only one package, backed up by our LIFETIME GUARANTEE. “One package, lifetime results.” Save money with buying just one package, and maybe even more importantly save your precious TIME! Uptown Laser puts you on the fastest path to smooth skin with your treatable hair destroyed once and for all.
With this guarantee, you can be confident right now that you’re getting the best price for quality laser hair removal in Central Kentucky. You don’t have to wonder if there’s a better deal somewhere out there.
We will price match any clinics in Central Kentucky that use the gold-standard laser on the market which is the Candela Gentlemax Pro series, and that only allow nurses or nurse practitioners to treat you.
Our guarantee gives you the assurance and excitement to book your free assessment now because you know you’re getting the best price for quality laser anywhere around.
If you’re not aware “maintenance” treatments are widespread in the laser hair removal industry.
What happens is the consumer unwittingly pays money for low-quality work. What they don’t learn till 6 to 12 months after their last treatment is that much of their hair starts growing back, or they notice that their hair is still there, but in a damaged state.
At Uptown Laser, our nurses permanently destroy 95- 100% of your hair within 8 – 10 treatments. You just buy one package of 8. For a minority of patients, they need maybe 1 or 2 more treatments. Everyone is different.
This type of permanent reduction is what elite quality looks like.
However, the common practice in the industry is to give you incomplete results, and then throw in some maintenance treatments each year. What is happening is that those technicians are keeping your hair stunned, and they are damaging your hair. This works for a while, but many people grow weary of never-ending “maintenance” treatments. They just want their hair gone.
That’s why people come to us. We permanently destroy your hair.
Save time and money by coming to Uptown Laser for fabulous results. When our nurses treat you, you’re being treated by talented medical professionals with exclusive knowledge on how to make your hair removal dreams come true at the best price around!
If you’re not aware, “maintenance” treatments are widespread in the laser hair removal industry.
What happens is the consumer unwittingly pays money for low-quality work. Sometimes they do get some hair removal, but what they don’t learn till 6 to 12 months after their last treatment is that much of their hair starts growing back, or they notice that their hair is still there, but in a damaged state.
At Uptown Laser, our nurses permanently destroy 95+% of your hair within 8 – 10
treatments. You just buy one package of 8. For a minority of patients, they need maybe 1 or 2 more treatments. Everyone is different.
This type of reduction is what elite quality looks like.
However, the common practice in the industry is to give you incomplete results, and then throw in some maintenance treatments each year. What is happening is that those technicians are keeping your hair stunned. This works for a while, but many people grow weary of never-ending “maintenance” treatments. They just want their hair gone.
That’s why people come to us. We permanently destroy your hair.
Save time and money by coming to Uptown Laser for fabulous results. When our nurses treat you, you’re being treated by talented medical professionals with exclusive knowledge on how to make your hair removal dreams come true at the best price around!
Let’s think through this together….how much time do you spend shaving, plucking, waxing, etc. each week?
Now multiply that times an hourly rate of what you think your time is worth. If you calculate that over 30-40 years, it adds up to a small fortune. Not to mention the frustration of dealing with your unwanted hair, and how it makes you feel.
Now add in the actual money you spend on your efforts to temporarily remove your hair (razors, creams, lotions, waxing services, poor-quality laser hair removal, etc.). The total dollar amount over many years FAR EXCEEDS the money that you’ll spend at Uptown Laser which gives you a permanent, lasting solution.
Choosing to use our trained nurses is kind of like hiring a cleaning lady to come clean your house 8-10 times, and then getting to enjoy a clean house the rest of your life. No-brainer, right?
It’s a genuinely smart decision for you to invest now in Uptown Laser’s permanent solution, which is dramatically cheaper for you in the long run! And what a delight it will be to get back so much of your precious time that you now spend doing temporary Band-Aid fixes on your unwanted hair!
We believe in being honest and in doing good to all people. Honesty is one of our core values. By their fruits you shall know them. We invite you to judge for yourself. Come in for a free consultation, meet us, and get a feel for our integrity. For now, here are 5 ways we demonstrate honesty and put you first, where we treat you as we would want to be treated, instead of making a buck at your expense:
1) We don’t perform a laser treatment (and take your money) when you’ve had sun exposure. Treating without regard to sun exposure is a widespread practice in the industry. Though we also COULD power the laser down and treat you, we don’t. It’s not fair to you! We refuse to treat you and collect your money, having you believe you just had an effective treatment, because we know otherwise;
2) We don’t sell you a fancy-sounding unlimited package because, with our abilities, it’d be absurd to offer “unlimited” treatments when that’s completely overkill and unnecessary! Nurses that have the expertise (and ours do!) only need a VERY LIMITED NUMBER of treatments to destroy your hair forever. Our lone package of 8 treatments is sufficient for most of our patients. A minority of patients require an extra treatment or two. In other words, we won’t sell you an overpriced, sensationally-named package that is overkill;
3) If you do happen to require an additional touch-up treatment after completing your 8 treatments, we pay out of our own pocket the bulk of the treatment cost, should you even require one. Most don’t need any more treatments. You would pay only a small co-pay. This “go the extra mile” financial subsidy demonstrates our sincere commitment and passion for eradicating your hair permanently;
4) We don’t hide surprise “backend” costs. It’s a clever and pervasive practice in the laser hair removal industry to minimize upfront costs and charge you down the road. BEWARE!! You must look at potential backend costs you’re signing up for. Consumers who are not aware that permanent, fantastic results are actually possible at Uptown Laser, are susceptible to buying repeat packages or paying expensive per-session charges. We permanently destroy 95+% of your hair with one package. One package is all you need to buy, and then you’re done buying packages.
5) With our elite quality and 5-star reputation, we COULD charge more, and work less. That’s not to say charging more is being dishonest. Nurse Kathy has just adopted the mission to bring world-class quality to her community at an affordable price and in an honest and forthright manner.
We believe what comes around goes around. Honesty is the best policy.
That will depend on how many areas you wish to treat. Payment plans can start as low as $18 a month, but many folks choose to treat multiple areas at the same time to speed up the process. Payment plans for multiple area packages range from $80-$250 per month depending on how many areas you choose. If you choose to just shave for the rest of your life, studies show you will spend nearly $5,000 on razors and shaving cream alone. Laser is a far more economical choice for most people, not to mention the value of all your time you will free up to be able to do other things!
You bet! And even better, we do not require any credit checks. You can get an additional discount if you wish to pay your package in full, but if you would like a payment plan, just bring whatever card you would like to put on file with you when you come for your consultation. Our payment plans are 0% interest with no penalties for paying them off early.
Keep reading below to learn more about Uptown Laser Hair Removal pricing and where we stand compared to our competitors!
With 2 decades of laser hair removal experience and top-of-the-line Candela lasers, our safe treatments provide the best quality in Lexington, KY. Permanent results guaranteed!
*Free Laser Hair Removal Session: One small area only. Conditions apply. You may see noticeable results even after one session, but you will need more sessions to fully achieve desired results.
Every single day we treat guests who have come from other laser hair removal clinics. In fact, about 30% of our guests have been treated elsewhere and were not satisfied with their results. One guest told us she had over 100 treatments, and she still had plenty of hair growing. Now she’s getting real reduction that is permanent. Other guests lament they’ve been treated DOZENS of times elsewhere. Quality matters!
So you can imagine how grateful they are for finally getting their unwanted hair removed by us once and for all! It thrills us to be able to change their lives and give them the gift of smooth skin!
Whether you’re a first-time laser hair removal consumer, or if you’ve had dozens of treatments elsewhere, we love to serve you.
If you are shopping for the lowest-priced option in the market, thinking that all clinics are equal, the main takeaway is quality of service matters to your pocketbook. Why not just get the job done right the first time? Save your time and money and start experiencing great results now. Book your free assessment today!
We will price match any clinic that has our high standard of excellence: we use the gold-standard Candela Laser and only allow nurses or nurse practitioners to laser your skin. Rest easy that you are getting the best price for high-quality, safe, permanent laser hair removal when you come to Uptown Laser.
We are a locally owned and operated Lexington, KY laser hair removal services business with highly-trained nurses in laser hair removal. Our mission is to revolutionize laser hair removal by providing safe, ethical and world-class service at affordable pricing. Our mission is to give you radiantly smooth skin anywhere on your body, permanently!
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Permanent hair removal for as low as $18 per month.
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