“Shaving” Off the Costs: Uptown Laser Makes Expert Laser Hair Removal More Affordable

You bet! And even better, we do not require any credit checks. You can get an additional discount if you wish to pay your package in full, but if you would like a payment plan, just bring whatever card you would like to put on file with you when you come for your consultation. Our payment plans are 0% interest with no penalties for paying them off early.

That will depend on how many areas you wish to treat. Payment plans can start as low as $18 a month, but many folks choose to treat multiple areas at the same time to speed up the process. Payment plans for multiple area packages range from $80-$250 per month depending on how many areas you choose. If you choose to just shave for the rest of your life, studies show you will spend nearly $5,000 on razors and shaving cream alone. Laser is a far more economical choice for most people, not to mention the value of all your time you will free up to be able to do other things!

Only nurses or nurse practitioners perform treatments. Safety is no doubt extremely important to you, as it should be. It’s even more important to us. The gold-standard Candela lasers we use are extremely powerful, and so we only allow carefully-trained nurses to perform treatments. Having a medical background is pivotal in minimizing or eliminating side effects. Nurse Kathy has learned through the years that quality and safety improves dramatically when nurses or nurse practitioners exclusively perform treatments. However, most clinics in the industry choose to cut costs by not hiring nurses, and therefore quality and safety suffers.

At locally-owned Uptown Laser, you will see familiar faces when you come in. The turnover found elsewhere in the industry can negatively impact quality. Nurse Kathy personally performs treatments nearly daily, staying on the cutting edge of quality. All her nurses are put through rigorous training and a lengthy apprenticeship, which is a high standard attempted nowhere else. Nurse Kathy, who’s performed over 30,000 treatments over many years has a science-based, experience-proven treatment protocol that is second to none. The results speak for themselves.

All nurses who perform treatments are certified by Nurse Kathy to produce world-class quality and safety. Uptown’s nursing staff has over 60 years of combined nursing experience. You’re in the expert hands of nurses when you come to Uptown!

At Uptown Laser we don’t sell repeat packages because it’s not necessary with our cutting-edge ability that produces permanent, lifelong results. Destroyed hair will not grow back! With our skill and knowledge, most of our guests have 95+% of their hair destroyed within 7-9 treatments. Therefore we offer only one package, backed up by our LIFETIME GUARANTEE. “One package, lifetime results.” Save money with buying just one package, and maybe even more importantly save your precious TIME! Uptown Laser puts you on the fastest path to smooth skin with your treatable hair destroyed once and for all.

There are only three clinics in town that have this capability: the two big medical national corporate chains and locally-owned Uptown Laser owned and operated by Nurse Kathy. She worked at BOTH national chains previous to founding Uptown Laser! She’s Kentucky’s foremost expert in laser hair removal. Uptown Laser’s pricing is half to a third the cost of these big corporate chains. We invite you to experience the difference at our locally-owned medical facility. We roll out the red carpet for you and even surpass the results of the chains with Nurse Kathy’s proprietary protocol that she has fine-tuned over many years! She still treats patients today!

4 Pro TIPS. 1^st tip: The first tip may be the most important one because it may require you to change a mistaken belief. You must first understand that getting 95+% of your hair permanently removed within 7-9 sessions is the NORM for a true laser hair removal medical specialist (like Uptown Laser or the 2 medical national chains where Nurse Kathy worked previously). Other clinics simply lack the know-how. 2^nd tip: Avoid the risk and danger of letting a non medically-trained person touch your skin with a laser. Their blindspots can compromise your safety. Your skin is too precious to risk, isn’t it? But the most common effect of their lack of medical knowledge is to simply lower quality of results. The safest and most effective choice you can make is to choose a clinic with nurses well-trained in getting results that remove 95+% of your hair. 3rd tip is to require a Candela laser, keeping in mind that it’s only as effective as the trained nurse using it. Our 4^th tip is to think twice before buying any repeat packages (frequently sold as 6-treatment packages). Repeat package sales are great for any business that sells them, bad for you. You ironically spend more money and a lot more of your valuable time buying repeat 6-treatment packages (and going thru years of treatments) than if you had just bought Uptown Laser’s one and only package to begin with, in which 95+% of your hair is permanently destroyed within 7-9 treatments. Our throwback pricing allows you to get the “big city laser at small-town pricing”!